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Oct 22 2014SPEED IT UP!
As I'm dozing off during the 7th inning of game one of the World Series, which the Giants are leading 7-0 on the way to a 7-1 win over KC, it hit me. Why am I so tired? Ya know why? Because it's after 11 pm, and it's still the 7th inning! Now, baseball is by design a slow game. It goes at its own pace, and it's a leisurely pace at that. But this is ridiculous. The game's not close, there's not 10 calls to the bullpen, there's no replays, and it's still a 4-hour game. You want to speed it up just a little? Get guys in the batters' box and make 'em stay there. If I have to watch another guy adjust his gloves, his helmet and his jock, I'm gonna SCREAM. If I'm still awake, that is.